gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.

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an-eggnog:

According to my pokedex Blaziken can clear a 30 story building in one jump. Imagine youre just standing there and this long ass chicken just fuckin takes off into the god damn sky

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enemaroberts:

gemmahorann:

enemaroberts:

when someone tries to show me receipts on my #problematic fave

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In other words “I’m totally okay with systemic oppression as long as my fave is perpetuating it. I only care about social justice when it benefits me.”

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australiansanta:

i cant believe kim k is in my city rn 

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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error417:


21 years old Feenie.…cause yes, don’t forget,  Nick was an art student...in 2013.

error417:

21 years old Feenie.
…cause yes, don’t forget,  Nick was an art student...in 2013.

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californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

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Anonymous said:
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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goat-soap:

Im gonna be wandering around spx on sunday ya’ll should come say hi!!! I will hand u one of my crappy flyers

goat-soap:

Im gonna be wandering around spx on sunday ya’ll should come say hi!!! I will hand u one of my crappy flyers

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baeddelshinsgirl:

wetheurban:

FASHION: Nike Blazer Mid Premium QS “Iridescent”

“If Cinderella’s glass slipper fits so perfectly, I wonder why it fell off along the way? I can’t help but think…” - Unknown

Nike continue the iridescent love with this Quick Strike release of a Blazer Mid for the ladies.

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GET ON MY FEET RIGHT NOW.

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puppetzeldas:

confirmed for Ultimate Cutie and Unintentional Smoulder

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