please just watch this
"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.
According to my pokedex Blaziken can clear a 30 story building in one jump. Imagine youre just standing there and this long ass chicken just fuckin takes off into the god damn sky
when someone tries to show me receipts on my #problematic fave
In other words “I’m totally okay with systemic oppression as long as my fave is perpetuating it. I only care about social justice when it benefits me.”
21 years old Feenie.
…cause yes, don’t forget, Nick was an art student...in 2013.
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
Im gonna be wandering around spx on sunday ya’ll should come say hi!!! I will hand u one of my crappy flyers
“If Cinderella’s glass slipper fits so perfectly, I wonder why it fell off along the way? I can’t help but think…” - Unknown
Nike continue the iridescent love with this Quick Strike release of a Blazer Mid for the ladies.
GET ON MY FEET RIGHT NOW.