mom said watch this flower


anime??? what’s that?? haha i’ve never heard of that… yeah i have No idea what you’re tlaking about haha yeah… *starts walking away* yeah i’m not lying *falls down and millions of pictures of kaworu nagisa fall out of my pockets* those???? i’ve never seen them before

  • moses: let my people go
  • pharaoh: man what is WITH these sjws


i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast


the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods


everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”

you’re wrong

you are fucking wrong

its always a fucking sea bass


can’t wait to own dogs with u